Monday, August 22, 2011

Insides Out

You can’t listen without your ears ON.
The switch is under your chin.
It closes your mouth and opens your mind
And lets all the smarts come right in.
You can’t see if your eyes are closed.
I know, I tried this before.
There’s more to seeing than “meets the eye”
So look ’till those peepers are sore!
Your lips may move. Your breath comes out.
Talking is much more than sound.
Try not to mumble and wait for your turn
Or your thoughts may go “splat” on the ground.
Turn on those ears and open your eyes
And speak up but never shout.
 The whole you is awesome and deserves to be shared
Do let all your insides come out!

I Double Doubt it!

If your friend says she’s an astronaut
Has been to outer space,
If your cousin ate NO cookies
yet has chocolate on his face.
If things just seem peculiar
And you don’t know what to do?
I’d say,”I double doubt it.”, if I were you.
~
A neighbor may pretend to know
The way things ought to be.
Your Mom describes the dinner fish
As chicken from the sea.
If things seem quite extraordinary
As well as, far from true,
I’d say,”I double doubt it.”, if I were you.
~
Pegasus and Dumbo can fly
In make-believe.
Magicians often have some tricks
Hidden up their sleeve.
If someone says, “Jump off this bridge
and I will follow too.”
I’d say, “I double doubt it,
Now, after you!”